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Excellent choice.

What is a sleeping brain’s favorite rock group?
- REM
What does a brain do when it sees a friend cross the street?
- It waves!
Where do brain surgeons go to study?
- The hippocampus
Why was the neuron sent to the principals office?
- It had trouble controlling it’s impulses
Why didn’t the brain want to take a bath?
- It didn’t want to be brain washed!
What do you call a group of brains who form a singing group?
- A glia club!
What kind of fish performs a brain surgery?
- A brainsturgeon
What goes through a potatoes brain?
- Tater thoughts
What do neurons use to talk to each other?
- A cellular phone!